Story Soup Kids - Mixing up their next great adventure


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Story Soup
Sweet Creations
Stir until Done
Peas -n- Carrots


* Knock Knock Jokes
* Animal Jokes
* School Jokes
* Riddles
* Valentine Jokes
*  St. Patrick's Day Jokes
* Easter Jokes
* April Fool's Day Jokes

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Animal Jokes

What's a snake's favorite subject?
A:  Hiss-tory!
How do you get out of an elephants stomach?
A:  You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out".
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
A:  Frostbite!
Where does a sheep get a haircut?
A:  At the Baa Baa shop!
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A:  A Milk Dud
What animal makes the most of its food?
A:  The giraffe~ It makes a little go a long way
What kind of ant is good at math?
A:  An accountant
What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:  Spoiled milk
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A:  A pachydermatologist
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A:  To carry their library cards
What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A:  Unhoppy

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