Valentine Jokes

Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A. Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

A. "You're fun to hang around with."

Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?

A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a great big kiss?

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

A. "I love you a ton!"

Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A. "I'm sweet on you!"

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?

A. He fell in love with a pin cushion!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you! [I love you]

Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?

A. "I dot my i's on you!"

Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A. Ughs and kisses!

Q. What did one pickle say to the other?

A. "You mean a great dill to me."

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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