|It's a Wafflewich
2 frozen waffles
2 tablespoons creamy peanut butter
2 tablespoons of your favorite jelly
1 small banana
Put the waffles in a toaster at the lightest heat setting. Toast them
until they are browned to your liking. Let them cool down in the toaster
for a minute before removing. Put on a plate.
Spread the peanut butter onto one side of one waffle, just like
frosting. Spread the jelly onto one side of the other waffle.
Peel the banana and make thin slices of it. Put the banana slices onto
the peanut butter-frosted waffle side.
Cover the banana-topped waffle with the jelly-coated side of the other
waffle to make a sandwich.
911 for Peanut Butter
There among the piles of clutter,
Lay a poor man in the gutter.
I approached and heard him mutter,
"Call 9-1-1 for peanut butter!
"Sound the siren, lite a flare.
Intensive peanut butter care.
Bring some liquid that contains
Some peanut butter for my veins!"
I'm like him, I do declare.
I need peanut butter care.
Peanut butter's every where.
On my feet and in my hair.
I'm a peanut butter nutter.
Proud old peanut butter strutter.
Heart's a flutter, makes me stutter:
"Puh-puh, puh-puh, peanut butter."
Copyright ©1997 by Bob Tucker
*Children should always be supervised when preparing or cooking in the